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7 Miracles of 08S03E

Hi, thought I will blog here since chem spa is over...

Since I am bored, I decide to use this blog as an avenue for lameness. Here are the 7 miracles of 08S03E, in no particular order of "miracleness".

1. SD getting a comment on his progress report saying that "he is well-liked by his classmates". Lol, must have been an opinion poll done by one person only. Kudos for guessing who.

2. GT managing to swallow his water down his windpipe, vomit it out, and drink it back in the normal way (that is, as normal as he can go). Impressive control of your windpipe, Gerald. You might consider playing the pipe organ in future.

3. WY's (That's me) water bottle contains certain sediments which fascinate two budding young scientists, Uncle Wang and SC so much that they have taken to shaking it (under guise of centrifuging it), predicting its nutritional values, and guessing when I will die from drinking. Fortunately, I am far from dead, though I am a bit crippled in one foot.

4. YQ, despite his pessimistic outlook to life, looks forward to mondays, wednesdays and fridays, because "got prawn mee". Almost as if prawn mee is some kind of holy grail for this guy.

5. Lullabies are out of fashion. A SRP research done by the eminent scientist GT shows that National day songs are fantastic for causing sleep. Forget about warm milk or sleeping pills man, N day songs are the fad.

6. SD is actually a death eater sent by You-Know-Who. Constantly stunts YQ with incantations disguised as phrases like "I love RECAS" and "I can come for RECAS today". Be wary, people.

7. SE invented a new maths formula today during maths test today and promises that the formula will have an enormous impact on the world. Great job, SE. I predict that the formula will make a revolutionary breakthrough in the making of artificial crutches for lame people like me. Can't thank you enough.

Apologies to any one offended by the above post. All characters mentioned are fictional.

Really fictional.

Completely fictional.

Not.

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