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A Short Interview with Moses

Yesterday at IMH, I had the rare opportunity to get close to our class's hottest celebrity Moses Tan Yong Qiang to ask him a few questions about his love life. Here's how it goes:

Gerald: Sooo... Who's your first crush?
Moses: Why should I tell you?
Gerald: Come on, tell me who your first crush was?
Moses: Why should I tell you? Not that you will know her anyway...
Gerald: Erm, maybe because I won't know her so it doesn't matter if you tell me or not
Moses: Go Away!

Ada: Why don't you ask Gerald who his first crush is?
Moses: Why would I want to know?
Gerald: Ya, why would he want to know? How about asking about your first crush?
Moses: Maybe her first crush is you...
Gerald: If she crushed me, I would be in the hospital with broken bones and stuff.
Moses: Wahlao that's damn mean

After a while...

Gerald: Sooo... Who's your first love?
Moses: Why should I tell you?
Gerald: Why not?
Moses: Because you won't know her anyway...
Gerald: So I wouldn't know either your first crush or love... Do you think I will find anything in your blog's archive? Maybe that's why you chose to hide it from everyone.
Moses: No way, my blog only started in sec 2

*Silence*

Gerald: Does that mean you had your first love when you were younger than sec 2
Ada: Ya, maybe its in primary 2
Moses: Oh ya, did you know Sharon Chan has a daugther who's 11 months old?

*More Silence*

Moses: Her son always pinches her daugther.
Gerald: Erm how did we come to talk about her daugther?
Moses: Dunno, lets think.
Moses: Orh, we were talking about my first love being in primary 2 and I thought about her son and then her daugther.

*More Silence*

The interview ended there because I forgot what happened after that... But this short interview comes to show Moses is a very popular boy who started dating in nursery but he has weird trains of thoughts that connect randomly and his vocab is quite limited ("Why should I tell you" is a standard reply to most questions).

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