Bad jokes prior to NS

Hey guys. Guess this will be my last time posting here for a very, very , very looooooong time, as I depart across the seas to a greener land.

And since words can barely begin to express the heartfelt joy that I feel at the prospect of my new life, I thought that it would be appropriate to share the overwhelming happiness I have with the class, in the only outlet known to me:

Bad jokes.

1) Why is it that Yifei and Gerald Toh are more likely to vote for barack obama?
Ans: They are colour-blind. (No offense or slight intended)

2) Why is Shih Ee an ace marksman?
Ans: He likes shooting (No points why)

3) Can I think of a joke for Kian Wee?
Ans: I just ki-an.

4) What do you get if you cross an alien with mark?
Ans: A mark-et

5) What do you get if they send the resultant F1 offspring for adoption?
Ans: A free mark-et

6) Why is it that Andy dreads answering questions?
Ans: People keep asking: And-y, ah?

7) Why am I so lame?
Ans: I got an incredibly rare abnormal W chromosome instead of the normal X chromosome, initially

8) Who is the least important member of the class?
Ans: Marese. (Because 'shuying' 输赢并不重要）

9) Who is most likely to look the same in our reunion twenty years later?
Ans: Yichen. Because 一尘不变

10) Why will Moses make a great hairstylist?
Ans: If he can part the red sea, he can part any fringe in the world.

11) Who among us will ahve a great career as a teacher?
Ans: Liting. Liting the future ahead for students.

12) Recruits, there is a minefield ahead. I want you all to be careful. Now, Samuel Chong!
SC: Yes sir! (Runs forward and get blasted)

13) Who should never travel to Papua New Guinea?
Ans: Priscilla. Cannibals will find her too "mei wei" to resist.

14) Who should I not think of when I enter NS?
Ans: Yunyi. 想YY isn't a very good idea in bmt.

15) Whose handphone is always busy?
Ans: Waihan. Every time you call him you get the wong number.

16) Who will make an excellent interogator?
Ans: Shida. He wang/wrung the truth out of the suspect.

17) What company should Yifei and Shalini set up together?
Ans: Sha lini-men-t. Sure make money one.

As some of you are undoubtably sharpening your knifes and axes and pencils and what not to throw at me, remember! I won't be in Singapore when you see this! I will have departed to a place where the grass is greener and so are the uniforms!

Anyway, thanks to everyone for enduring my bad (and not very funny) jokes throughout the 2 years. See you on MSN on christmas! (When I finally return) By then, I am certain I will have thought of more bad jokes involving the remaining people in the class.

Till then, bye bye. Have a happy holiday!